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[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What a time to see this. I just got done waffle stompin'.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I swallowed 27 pieces of bubble gum yesterday, so it was a gradient from pink to brownish green

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Oh no, you don't stomp the blue ones. Ever. Stay away from the blue ones

[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What does this mean? Genuinely asking..

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago

lol that sample sentence

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I clicked that link TOTALLY expecting to see an image. It probably isn't healthy that I'm disappointed... right?

🤣🤣🤣

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sure the urban dictionary link answered your question, but if you didn't go there for whatever reason, it's when you push a turd down your tub drain with your foot.

(And for the record, I didn't actually poop in my shower)

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You coward, you have to commit to the bit.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I was lying to protect the innocent.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago

If you think pissing in the shower is gross try showering in the piss

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There are 2 sorts of people, those who pee in the shower and liars.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Close, but wrong fluid 😔

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuckin animals, I SHIT in the shower

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Waffle stomp FTW!

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

One of life's simple pleasures.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This implies that whenever you feel like you need to pee while you're showering, you instead decide to jerk it

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Well... Yeah. Duh.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That's actually worse because it would be more likely to clog your drains. Your dude goo would be thicker than urine which is basically just water. If I remember correctly heat such as that from a shower will actually cause it to coagulate more.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

I shit in the shower. No waffle stomp. That is what being an alpha male is

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You don't mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you..?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

That's what it's for