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The Satanic Temple is opening its 3rd abortion clinic in the US on Donald Trump's 79th birthday on June 14. It will be named "The President's Yuge Most Beautiful Tremendous Satanic Abortion Clinic." (thesatanictemple.com)

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We are excited to share that The Satanic Temple (TST) is set to open a new telehealth abortion clinic in Maine this summer! The President's Yuge Most Beautiful Tremendous Satanic Abortion Clinic will officially launch on Donald Trump’s birthday—June 14th—providing telehealth abortion care throughout the state.

As you know, the Supreme Court overturned federal abortion protections in Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization in 2022. Since then, The Satanic Temple and our Religious Reproductive Rights campaign have actively worked to ensure that our Satanic Abortion Ritual is recognized as a protected religious practice at both the federal and state levels.

TST Health remains dedicated to providing abortion care wherever possible and is eager to expand our services further. This new clinic in Maine will be our third location, joining the “Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic” in New Mexico and the “Right to Your Life Satanic Abortion Clinic” in Virginia. As with our other locations, patients at the “President's Yuge Most Beautiful Tremendous Satanic Abortion Clinic” will receive all healthcare services for free and will only need to cover the $91 cost of the prescription.

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[–] match@pawb.social 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

imagine being a teenager desperately fleeing your oppressive state to get an abortion and the only place you can go is the President's Yuge Most Beautiful Tremendous Satanic Abortion Clinic

[–] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 46 points 1 week ago

Anything to bring a smile during rough times.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 48 points 1 week ago

This is the kind of bullshittery we should all attempt to emulate. Fuck em with a smile on your face!

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

TPYMBTSAC for the W

[–] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

I always say something like: "I wish devil worshippers were as cool as conservatives say they are." Well this is a good start C=

[–] Laereht@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Hell yeah!

[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Beautiful