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[โ€“] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah... when you re-gift it, just say you drew it to keep THEM from regifting it.

[โ€“] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Now... thinking back of the original gifting... ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just draw even more dicks and pass it on.

thats how you create a dick-measuring contest with each person adding a slightly bigger one untill the bottle is just a canvas of phalluses.

[โ€“] Gork@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That makes me want to regift it more.

[โ€“] sxan@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago

"Enhanced with original artwork from a local artist!"

WTH would anyone care about regifting, anyway? What if there receiver has no use for the gift? It should go into a landfill, instead?

We had a financial advisor once who'd always send us a bottle of red every year. My wife can't drink red wine; the tannins trigger her migraines. After the first year, it was awkward to bring up, so she just kept sending them to us.

[โ€“] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shame if you want to keep the label (a big pain in the ass, but can be done for special bottles, then again this would just make the label more unique!)

[โ€“] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

It doesn't have to be! Years and years ago, I had a pack of label savers. They were label sized sheets of plastic with really strong adhesive on one side; stronger adhesive than used to attach the paper to the bottle. Only rarely did I encounter a bottle where it wasn't as easy as applying the sheet and pulling it off: the label almost always cleanly came away. It was convenient and made storage easy, and made the labels more robust.

Do they not have these anymore?

[โ€“] andybytes@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

Kinda strange regifting when people drink wine out of a box.

[โ€“] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The pubes look like claws and it makes me uncomfortable. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

[โ€“] 200ok@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's clearly an amputated cat arm

[โ€“] moody@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago

Just write a note to them with their name on the bottle