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Is rumored that the Target self check cameras show you the most unflattering image of yourself so that you will want to avoid stealing and getting that photo on the news.

And that people are less likely to steal when they can actually see themselves on camera, vs just seeing the camera itself.

*Yoke

I’m all for disaster relief, but how does “please give us money to pay for this problem so that we can ‘assume full responsibility’ for this problem” make any sense?

Animal control is really funny if you like parks and rec style comedy and don’t hate Joel McHale too much. It’s leaving Hulu in 12 days though.

I tried to watch mid century modern, but it has a fucking laugh track and I ran out of patience for that a few decades ago.

Genuinely surprised this is the onion.

I agree for the most part. I just have a special relationship with the oven timer.

I had to trash mine after the rats decided they were a good place to piss.

I always let the oven timer beep a few times, even if I’m standing right there, so it doesn’t feel frustrated that it’s not serving its purpose.

It’s a set of qualities (small, eyes too big for head, head too big for body, or an approximation of such in non animal objects) that evokes an emotional response (affectionate, protective, nurturing) which is an evolutionary development that prevents us from eating our succulent babies.

Bread and butter or GET THE FUCK OUT.

I had two placed in the US- miserable.

Then I got one in Canada, where, get this- THEY COME IN DIFFERENT SIZES. And they gave me Percocet and Valium beforehand and had me come in to take them the appropriate amount of time before the procedure so the medication would be at peak strength as it was happening. AND I got a juice box after.