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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

The worst are the ones taking biometric photos for the id card in Germany.

You always look like ass on them

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 34 minutes ago

One might generously call it resting bitch face but, if we're honest, that's clearly serial murderer face on my ID.

[–] ftbd@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago

I always feel like reflections in a window make me look better than the mirror does. Maybe it's just the lighting

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 hours ago (3 children)
[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is rumored that the Target self check cameras show you the most unflattering image of yourself so that you will want to avoid stealing and getting that photo on the news.

And that people are less likely to steal when they can actually see themselves on camera, vs just seeing the camera itself.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 hours ago

Is rumored that the Target self check cameras show you the most unflattering image of yourself so that you will want to avoid stealing and getting that photo on the news.

Pretty genius actually 😂

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Some self-checkouts have them.

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

They do, but the cameras aren't streamed anywhere. Source, used to work in assets protection. They are strictly a deterrent

[–] Justdaveisfine@midwest.social 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If you're American, yes. As far as I've seen, every grocery store self checkout station has some sort of camera.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 points 3 hours ago

Ah, here in Germany they don't as far as i've seen. There's already cameras at the ceiling overlooking the whole store

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago

Y'all get lemongrass?

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

So the end of the rainbow to target is a death trap for white women. Got it.

[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Happened to me today

How do you write this from the grave then?

[–] SanicHegehog@lemm.ee 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 4 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, lemongrass can do miracles to cholera...