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Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible

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[–] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (7 children)

I’ve heard people say the opposite, β€œwouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.

[–] TommySalami@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she'd burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.

[–] Case@unilem.org 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.

It stinks, for miles. And months.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

You should use a condom next time

[–] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago

On fire is a good start

On fire and soaked in piss is better

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That U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 years ago

A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.

[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

how much is that in real units?

[–] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A foot is like 30cm. So it's roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

0.1187384 hogshead

[–] windtorn@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago

About 0.5 bananasΒ³

[–] pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

American measurement systems

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Think of the money saved alone.

[–] spauldo@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago

A care package for myself for when I get there.

[–] Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.

[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Add some broth, baby you got a stew going!

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I haven't yet decided between:

  • A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I'd get!)
  • One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
  • A copy of the Assassin's Creed movie with a note attached: "here, you can have this back."
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[–] callyral@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

a black hole

[–] Mambert@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Camera and batteries. Turn it on and send it. I'm about to host the hottest twitch stream.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hell has wifi? Sure. Why not?

[–] Thavron@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago
[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes, but its 2.4 only and stops working everytime Satan microwaves the outer layers of a frozen pizza pop.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

And he rotates the password every hour

[–] Mambert@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

There's definitely wifi and printers in hell.

[–] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] sociablefish@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

u sure that would fit? real boxes have thickness

[–] HamBrick@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well then are you dimensions the inner or outer volume?

[–] similideano@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

They didn't specify box-sizing, so it will default to inner.

[–] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

how can boxes be real if hell's not real

[–] sociablefish@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

ignore the fact that hell's not real just like religious people do, we're all trying to have a good time

[–] ____ 7 points 2 years ago

The asshole who invented the β€œreply all” button…

[–] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] sociablefish@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries

[–] ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's going to hell, so I would put in dead batteries.

[–] sociablefish@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

i'd mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that's what people there want

[–] fubo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] incogtino@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

What's in the box???

[–] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 3 points 2 years ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Nearly 7.5 gallons of Sagittarius A*

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One essential organ of as many influential fascists as will fit. I'm thinking brain stem. That's smaller than a heart or spine

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Just the middle 2 cm of the aorta will do.

[–] Spitzspot@artemis.camp 2 points 2 years ago

The entrails of the last priest.

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

A sphere of annihilation and a portable hole

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

A snow cone machine. I might be mean.

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