this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 week ago

calling it "midweek" on a tuesday makes it even more traumatizing. good job OP

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

We've all bean there.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

he spilled the beans, huh

[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Nobody tell this guy a secret

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Its only Tuesday but man I feel his pain. At least tomorrow is Wednesday, my dudes.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

This moment calls for more beans.

[–] nadram@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The cabinets are laughing at his misery :D :D :D

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My fiance is a chef. I showed her this and told her that if you're ever having a day at work that at least you're not having this day.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

They have either had this day or will have this day And I send my love bc I have had this day and I'm not even a chef

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bean there, done that

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Not the beans!

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[–] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 4 points 1 week ago

Once for a job in a datacenter I was stacking 1u servers on a flimsy table, putting rails on them. About 10.

Each bean is a server.

I feel you man.

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

At least we know who spilled the beans.

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Oh no! That's about half the gdp of Lemmy memes =\

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Do restaurants have shop vacs?

[–] Avoid2575@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Damn he really messed up his cookies

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Def can’t bring him to a bank robbery

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

That job’s not worth it even for minimum wage

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

The floor demands more beans!

[–] Thyazide@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago