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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 63 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When you think about it, your mom summoned you from your dads balls.

Spermancing is the term I'll give it.

Btw, you owe taxes now.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 47 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm not really sure why everyone always equates sperm with their personhood when the egg is just as much you as the sperm is.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago
[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

technically, you're slightly more the egg, since we get no mitochondria from the sperm cell.

[–] Bademantel@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Even more so if you're a (bio) male: you only get a measly Y chromosome from you father while your mother provides you with a mighty X chromosome.

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's like getting only 22.3 instead of 23 chromosomes. What a dick move.

[–] Bademantel@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Freud got it wrong with Penisneid. What if it is not about body parts but about chromosomes? I am calling it Genneid.

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 days ago

What about the midiclorians

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 32 points 4 days ago

Love the energy of that horse, it's amazing

Tastes like raisins and all that

[–] pp99@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

at least he doesn't have to eat

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago

still has the same bone aches though

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

Or even need a home

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

May not even need a house.

So…. just like real life.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

What they gonna do, kill him again?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago

ITT: people getting the joke.