this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2025
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  1. NO DIGITAL SALES. All items posted for sale must be real-life physical items.

  2. NO HUMAN SALES. No humans, parts of humans, or things excreted from a human may be posted for sale. That means no people, no arms or legs, no fingers, no fingernails, no hair clippings, no pee-pee, no poo-poo, no bath water.

  3. NO INTERNATIONAL ANIMAL OR PLANT SALES. Posts may not facilitate the transfer of animals or plants, whether dead or alive, across international borders.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago

My thought as well.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hi, is the fire hydrant included?

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

hydrate at your own risk

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago
[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll give you twenty bucks, 25 if you deliver it

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

no low-ball offers, i know what i got

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

(sigh) fine... $25 AND a Subway sandwich of your choosing

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

no meat-ball sub offers, i know what i got

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fine, sweet onion teriyaki it is then! I'll even throw in a soda and some baked Lays! I'll need you to deliver it by tomorrow morning

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 week ago

sweet maui onion chips and onion soda and we're cooking. you haul the precision instrument, bring hydraulics or 17 burly bros

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

few scuffs and scratches from light use, well-maintained and still plays like new

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ole man is confident in bed skillz

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

spring resonator and foam damper included, you haul it

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, if I only have 50 bucks and a bucket of condoms, will you take it?

[–] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

sweeten the deal and i'll consider it