We can say with absolute certainty that 100% of people who were vaccinated will die.
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Only about 94% of all people who ever lived died so far, so that's far from conclusive.
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"The vax will kill you in 100 years, give or take a few decades"
Well, some estimates suggest that we may be over the "hump" of life extension. That is, there are some that say that some young people alive today will live long enough for short term life extension medicine/procedures, which will let them live long enough to see the next advancement, and so on forever. They may even live to find a way to transcend this physical universe.
It is conceivable that some of the people vaccinated might not die.
It's because I get boosters every year, it pushes it back or something
It's like breathing. Ever since your first breath at birth, each additional one just postpones your death by 5 minutes.
Is it cumulative?. I've been breathing every 10 seconds for 40 years, either I stop now or I'll be there for the hear death of the universe.
Unfortunately it's capped, people have been trying to glitch through but no go so far
I've got some vegan/anti-vax friends and they told me at the start of Covid that the vaccine has a 100% kill rate (based on the very early testing when it was apparently given to very ill people, on their deathbeds). Zero evidence that the vaccines were the cause.
Don't take the vaccine! It will kill you.
4 or so years later and we are still waiting for literally billions of people to just drop dead, all those people that took the vaccine.
Any day now...
But really, if it killed 100% of people that quickly I'm sure we'd have seen it by now.
Big Pharma is concealing that you’re dead through their control of lamestream media.
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I'm pretty sure that being vegan is not relevant to the statements mentioned...
They’re trying to smear vegans anyway they can when in reality most vegans follow science.
Ah, I should explain. But correct, I shouldn't really include that.
I mentioned the veganism bit because they try and lecture me on my eating habits in addition to lecturing me on vaccinations.
They'd often bring up diet while we game and then when Covid hit their comments flipped over to anti-vax.
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There's quite a bit of crossover between "vegan" and "crunchy new age woo woo alt-medicine"
You mean raw vegans and fruitarians.
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they told me at the start of Covid that the vaccine has a 100% kill rate
Just wild to me that there are people who would believe something like this... Just... what? Why?
well, technically speaking, 100% of people who take the vaccine will die. But 100% of the people who don't take the vaccine will too. Just sooner.
Right... But I was more referring to what the person actually meant rather than just looking for some clever retort.
Also, the comment I replied to said "kill rate." So that doesn't even apply does it. No grey area, they literally claimed that the vaccine will kill 100% of the people who take it. Just pure brain rot.
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I, very unfortunately, had a major health issue after being vaccinated. Of course, it had nothing to do with the vaccine, but try telling that to my anti-vax family members.
My uncle died after getting vaccinated. He was run over by a bus.
plot twist: the vaccinator was driving the bus.
Well, they had a promise to keep.
"they will press a button and the vaxx toxins in your blood will activate to slowly kill you until the age of 100"
I heard there may be trace remnants of dihydrogen monoxide in them, which is commonly found in people who die around age 100.
The vaxx did kill you. You're in hell. This is hell. Welcome to hell.
I does explain a lot
I keep getting vaccinated hoping to die and now I never get sick! Wtf! Argh!
right? I got vaxxed thinking "I'll be dead in 1 year" and 4 years, I'm still alive. why though? RIPPED OFF.
Exactly. I'm starting to think Conservative Christian fascist Trumpers aren't that smart! Hmph!
At some point I wonder if the crazies will kill me to proudly proclaim that they were right about the vaccine all along.
I've heard from a reliable source that people who get the COVID vaccines are likely to die within 100 years
100 percent mortality within 150 years of getting the jab. Why is this not bigger news!
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If you had the covid vaccine, you're going to die in a year. Which year exactly is not clear, but we'll definitely be in a year when you die.
I low effort meme'd your low effort meme
When people write "vax" I interpret it as a gamertag like xXx_vaxxxxxx_xXx
Ooo so scary!
I’ve had so many recently I should probably just crumble into bones and dust like the bloke in Indiana Jones who chose poorly.
They are attributing the symptoms of sickness to the side-effects of the vaccines
I know it's hard to believe, but all side effects of the vax went away instantly with self medication. Covid by the other hand...i want vengeance over that thing believe me.
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