bytesonbike

Hey we may be dumb, and we may be exposed to constant propaganda, but...

What was the third thing you said?

Thought this was hilarious and didn't know where to put it.

Originally was thinking goodnews but felt a bit too 😈

Democrats if they ever get the white house again: "Well, we better keep the plaques. We don't want to upset them."

I pay for insurance and then pay copay.

And then I pay a school tax and pay for school lunch and fees.

And my health insurance doesnt cover teeth so I have that as separate.

And I pay a tax on my food and then if it's a specific type of food, I pay a tax on that.

I also pay taxes and yet my friends pay $2800 to put their kids in a day care.

Honestly I'm trying to figure out content the "Business" Lemmy community could use.

People and business?

Business and the economy?

Company changes?

I haven't had a Reddit account in two years. Unless they learn how to ban my router.

I'm okay with never stepping foot in Australia. They check your devices when you land and I've never been okay with that.

Not if there are dogs, or bees. Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you.

Someone shared this with me in discord and the link was deleted.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1po0na6/comment/nubmncn/

Gotta love it

Give me a week long battery.

I got a Chromebook that lasts like seven days sleeping and 30 hours that I booted with Linux. It has headphone jacks. It has three USB ports. It also cost like $300.

It was awesome for light coding and browsing, and lasted 10 years.

Still got sweats going, "Eww it's notApple/isGoogle/cantplayCrysis/cant3DModelWhileWatching4K."

Yeah I would have been fine with this a decade ago but now this guy is listening to Joe Rogan and asking me questions like, "Hey so what's up with that vaccine thing?"

Ladies are not sharing state secrets with this fella unless he has max charisma and max wisdom.

At a Indian restaurant, the waiter said, "We have regular and spicy... And Indian spicy." Then he goes, "I usually don't offer Indian spicy to everybody". I'm brown, and I was given special treatment. But honestly I think I broke his heart when I asked for regular because he thought I could hang.

Sorry man! 😭