So Jesus is fossil fuel? : memes

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm sure he wouldn't mind turning a tank full of water in to alcohol. Let's find out.

[–] Granixo@feddit.cl 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I mean, it was his mother who convinced him on the first place.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

"Baby, you know how mommy gets without her drinks, now do your little magic trick..."

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Or maybe the driver's Catholic.

[+] Spliffman1@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At the end of the Bible, Jesus is said to have ascended to heaven. For Jesus to power the vehicle he would have had to die and been buried.

Ironically this person may be saying the Bible isn’t true, he didn’t ascend, he was human like us and died like us and became part of the carbon cycle like us.

[–] sorebuttfromsitting@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

he was a zombie, and no other zombies have survived for the fossil and archaeological record. so... eaten by other zombies? yes or no.

[–] tubateit@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

The power of christ propels you!

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 7 points 2 years ago

jesussoarus rex

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If Jesus is fossil fuel, that makes him a dead dinosaur, if he used to be a dinosaur, christians don't have any arguments against evolution (not like they had some before tho)

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Surely you've heard of Raptor Jesus.

[–] elxeno@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

g-sus

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Maybe he turned water into ethanol?

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ohh so God created the Dinosaurs after all...

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

“And the Winchester rifle to protect man from them and the homosexuals”

[–] bfe_hermit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

How much horsepower is Jesus producing?

[–] MudMan@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure Jesus is a renewable power source. He does take three days to charge back up, though.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dinos turn into oil. Why wouldn't Christ?

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Not enough time has passed for that process yet

[–] Ragerist@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

No no, religion is bullshit, sooo methane?

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

No, see, Jesus is the illegal immigrant worker that uses bike pedals to power the Flux Capacitor. The engine still runs on ordinary gasoline. Except they don't believe in science so they're Flux Capacitor is just 3 silly straws with uninsulated wires running through them.

[–] mtchristo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Is that car brand sold in the U$?

[+] uphillbothways@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

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[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

Some people worse fossil fuels like they're Jesus 🤷

[–] andi242@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

Jesus has gas.

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