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Are The Straights OK?

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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

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The manosphere is very normal. (infosec.pub)

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A tweet saying "Six Male Personalities Of Modern Men Explained: (which one are you?) Read the thread. " It has a picture of some of these, the first one is "alpha male".It has a cartoonish picture of a guy in a suit. The next is "Beta male". This shows a person wearing a blazer, with a sneer on their face. The one after this is "Delta Male". This shows a guy in a plain white t-shirt. Next is a "Gamma male" It shows a guy in a red-and-black striped tshirt, with long hair. The next one is an "Omega Male" It shows a person with short black hair, glasses and suspenders." The last one is a "Sigma male" It shows a guy with sunglasses and a leather jacket."

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[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 months ago

sigma ball lmao

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Which one of these are the ones that can get pregnant again?

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[–] damdy@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Does anyone read into this bollocks?

May as well measure my head.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

May as well measure my head.

You joke, but they literally talk about measuring certain parts of people's faces and have weird terms for certain jaw types/sizes and shit.

It's real fucking weird.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Omega Male: The Final One

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 3 months ago

It must suck being so insecure.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 13 points 3 months ago

THE OMEGA MALE!!!!! FINALLY, MPREG HAS BEEN CANONIZED!!!! HE LOOKS SO BREEDABLE!!!!

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Looks like all you have to do to be an alpha is grow facial hair and wear a suit.

[–] PumpkinSkink@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They'll learn some new Greek letters soon, and been there'll be more.

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[–] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 months ago

The Myth of the Alpha Male by Pop Culture Detective 31 minutes and 37 seconds https://youtu.be/kpvpadX5mwM

[–] laserm@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Incorrect, I am Manul

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Negative, I'm a meat popsicle.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

Idk what those terms mean but it seems pretty gay to be comparing your boyfriends like that

[–] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Some fucking buzzfeed-quizz ass dude astrology here.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Six personalities of Modern Men?

That sounds less researched than like MBTI.

Why do all look so angry? Like shit, my ex made me angry too with all the blaming me for her affair and shit but like, these guys just look angry for no reason.

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[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Im just hungry male right now...

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 3 months ago

Wow, Charlie's Angels sure has changed. Where is Bosley?

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 3 months ago

I'm a xi-male

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 3 months ago

alphas are shitty spy movie villains, betas are school jocks, deltas are average joes, gammas are Kurt Cobain, omegas are school nerds, sigmas are the 90s school troublemaker

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They all look the same except the Harry Potter type.

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