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[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago

Finally, a proper vegan burger.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is this what passes for lunchmeat in England?

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Beans on toast?

Checks out. Especially for the crazy people that refer to all sliced bread as toast, whether it's toasted or not.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

You know, I was going to say "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created" but know the fuck what? That's proof there is no God.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

When life gives you baked beans and gelatin

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You make proper vegan burger Patty's.

[–] LillaApan@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably minus the gelatine!

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Substitute it with silicone.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Baked jelly beans?

[–] CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Jelly-beans!

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Interesting take on baked beans. It will definitely make "beans on toast" less messy. Self-made or is that a real product?

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This seems to be from the TikToks, so no. Not real.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If it is home-made and solves the users problem, fine with that.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If a solution for the bean-to-glue ratio can be found, I am also fine with that.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Let me think... Heinz Beans are roughly half beans and half tomato sauce. You only need to thicken the tomato sauce, so you'll need half the amount of gelatin that you would need to stabilize water or juice. They come in leaves here, six to stabilize 500ml liquid. A tin of beans is 415g, so it is about 210ml sauce, thus it would require 2-3 leaves of gelatin, or 7-10g of gelatin powder. I'd go to 3 leaves or 10g, just to get a nice stable product, as one has also consider to counteract the (hidden) acidity of the sauce, too.

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Polyvinyl acetate would probably give a better texture and has been kid approved for decades.

Still, I am super curious to see if actual gelatin would work, so thanks for computing the ratios for a (theoretically) stable product.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Polyvinyl acetate

That would be a bit tough and chewy, don't you agree?

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

It's all about presentation, my friend. If we are going to make our millions off of this product before it starts to roll off of people's TikTok feeds, we need to move quick.

If we repackage PVA into a sales point for preschool nostalgia, we got it made.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You guys ever just go and eat a slab of beans?

[–] iii@mander.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Just like mom used to buy

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I need to know what the box says

BA (?)
BE (beans, probably)
SL (slab, probably)

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Baked beans slices?

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] iii@mander.xyz 0 points 2 days ago