this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"...it's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling."

1000002281

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

S to the I to the M to the P

I must be phone/wallet then.

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

If gender is what's in your pants, then twice a week my gender is your dad.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wowsers! This really whips the Llama's tail — I mean, seriously — the flibberty-gibbet just won't quit — it's like — a sentient toaster strudel — but upside down — and singing opera — you get me — right?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

I thought the exact same thing!!

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What if I'm not wearing pants. Have I no gender?

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You wish they were like this, but in addition you are supposed to strongly look biologically male / female depending on what's in your pants and only wear pants / dresses accordingly. Also please behave like they expect to and only like in bed who and what they allow you. And also please share their religion and fuck what science has to say about your sex.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

what's in your pants? a gun.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 21 hours ago

The word you're looking for is Thunderwear. Yes, it's a real thing.

[–] dan@upvote.au 14 points 3 days ago

TIL my gender is legs.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

If you wear a skirt, your gender disappears.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Cus I must be nuts

[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

How can I qualify for government grants?

[–] Kertyna@feddit.nl 7 points 2 days ago

Got an aunt Florence livin' in France.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ain't got no chicken, ain't got no rats

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Hypnotize me, put me in a trance