this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

lithops are butt plants.

They grow a new butt out of their butts.

They poop butts (back and forth) forever

Tag these as NSFW plz (Not Safe For Wallets)

[–] einkorn@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago

What the hell is that Crassula? It's basically a whole landscape in and off itself. 😍

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hunh. Only one looks like a butt, NGL. The others are just succulents being succulents. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] einkorn@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Weird ass" is slang for "very weird". OP mostlikely didn't intent to equate the plants with butts.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Thank you, mythical awkward beast, but let's not blame the poor butt succulents for resembling butts. They were butts first. If anything, butts resemble them.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Top right isn't AI? That's crazy!