Sir Walter Raleigh returns from the New World to present the crazy edible tubers he found to the Queen of England, but Samwise Gamgee is already there with his pot.
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P R E C I O U S in old English script across the upper part of smegols back.
Frodo has S H A R E T H E L O A D across the small of his back.
Like, arschgeweih? A billboard above his hobb-kini. 🤣
It says MS-13.
tattoos on the left hand say "toes", yet they are fingers
His left hand just says "TOES", lol
It's funnier if you look at it as a single photo rather than two.
Sam rocking some mighty mitts.
Boil em mash em put em on a tattoo
NGL, if I'm rockin' these IRL, it's a snappy two-step and a quick toast away from the end of the world — but, still. Not off the list.🤘🏼
Oh no, Rudy’s going to be sent to a Salvadoran Gulag!
One homie to rule them all!
Replace the 'O's with 'U's and the story changes considerably.
Putatues?
Oh it took me a second but I see what they were getting at with it being spelled out:
Puta tu es, "whore you are" in Spanish.
Only when properly drunk.
Well, that doesn't sound like consent, friend.
Well if you think about it, inebriation often is about things sobriety would never consent to.
Yes, and there's a lubrication/justification joke in there, for sure. 😜
BTW, and not to deflate the fun 😅 I feel this is a fair opportunity to remind everyone here, in passing : "impaired" == unable to consent. That goes for anyone, including yourself.
Have a blast, live deliciously and according to your whatever inspires you — just, do it with awareness, ya know? 🥰
Why are the two Os written in two different styles? AI gen?
You're assuming the chosen tattooer doesn't have class to match?