Crowdsourcing your assassination is an interesting plan.
this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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What kind of casserole do you bring to a fatwa fundraiser?
Ham is out, I think.
Hamdulah!
They're all out of pork?
There might be some if Ham comes back with it. He’s out right now.
nah, I don't want him to become a martyr. better if he dies from a heart attack on the toilet. 🤷♂️
Who fucking cares at this point. Just make him be fucking gone.
When this nearly 80 year old fat guy, who loves burgers and hates exercise, eventually has a stroke, the right will still come up with crazy conspiracy theories about his death.
Idiots will find a way to make him a martyr. Hell, idiots thought he was secretly trying to stop Epstein.
That's the stretch goal, making it look like an accident is at 80 million.
There’s nothing saying such an appropriate demise can’t be surreptitiously expedited.
I have some McDonald's coupons left over. Can I send them to him?
Anyone got the gofundme link?
Why?
This clown destroying the US from within is the best thing that can happen to the world.
Yes it will create some waves but as they say: Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
That will be bittersweet for any countries he destroys whilst flailing.
The clown is in his second term and hasn't even started a war.
Unlike most of the previous ones from either side of the imperialist uniparty.
And even then it will be the last spasms of the dying cancer
He hasn't managed to start any global conflicts, despite his best efforts. All the other countries are having to be the adult in the room while he shits the bed.
A day ago it was 40 million. Sooooo, where we at now?
Did Iran just create KillStarter?
GoKillHe
Just do it
The Nike ad campaign I could get behind
Strike
GoKillMe fund raiser
Iranian hardline version of Kickstarter shoot be called "HeartStopper". I'm wondering what their stretch goals are.
The problem is that Trump isn't actually in charge. He's just the figurehead who holds everyone's attention.
You'd have to remove half the supreme court, Congress, the electoral college, and the entire Heritage Foundation if you wanted a chance at fixing the US.
Trump on his own is a bumbling toddler who couldn't even make his own executive order to sign. I'd rather see him in a nursing home while the people who put him in power get tried for their crimes.
You’d have to remove half the supreme court
Make that two thirds of the Supreme Court. Most of the worst decisions have been 6-3.
you can't fix it, it needs to go
I realize theyre now all in office now, so you may be right. But did anyone notice how the bumbling idiot orange puppet was a critical part of gaining that power?
He is certainly a puppet, but maybe without that puppet, it'll be like trying to play He-Man when the kid next door took your He-Man figure.
He was just a useful TV star puppet.
He is crucial to their movement though. Most MAGA don't give a shit about anyone else. This is a cult and without dear leader it will wither.
If Iran were to turn Trump into a glob of orange meat (I mean, more than he is right now), the cult will freak out. Some will blame it on deep state. Clinton and Biden will be name dropped. But there will be nothing to keep the movement going. I think Project 2025 will start to wither as well because no one involved can capture the mob like Trump can.
Only to have Democrats fail to undo a single thing Trump did, just like in 2021. No matter how he dies, Trump and MAGA will haunt the USA for however long it has left before the inevitable collapse.
Deliberately fail
No doubt the cult would fracture
It won't end with Trump. His followers are brainwashed and will happily follow the next con man like sheep, just as they follow corrupt religious leaders. Not a critical thought in their heads. And anyone but a Dem.
Yes, but since all the bumbling toddlers in the US vote for Trump, he's a powerful figurehead. I mean, I'm all for killing the rest on your list too, but he'd be a fantastic start.
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Swap the prisoners in Gitmo for the Heritage Foundation
So the plot of Eagle Eye and Designated Survivor.
Trump is the anti human.
If some Iranians want to hunt down and put an end to some vile child molester’s wretched existence, who am I to stand in their way?
Oh my. Many would do it for free, but with this much incentive perhaps someone more "skilled" might want to get some skin in the game and expedite results.
Under other circumstances I'd find this kind of effort deplorable, but oh well. I'll label it balance/Newton's 3rd Law and call it a day. When you have these elephants dancing around with billions of lives there tends to be a push back of some kind, sooner or later.
Even if not now, with this specific effort, someday the bill will have to come due to those involved. Just like Hitler managed to get pretty far in his quest to spread suffering but eventually got his comeuppance. A marathon, not a race, as they say.
interestingly, $35 millions came from a single donation in $MELANIA memecoins
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Where do I donate?
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