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Anon gets philosophical (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 day ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

William Dufoe? Promise?

[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 minutes ago

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Well and the amazing sloppy toppy pudding poppy.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Never gotten head so I think the first will be the best by default.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What on Earth would have to possess me to get in that situation in the first place?!

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Kidnapping by your local terrorist sex workers(they are trying unionize).

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 25 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

You know... I think I risk it all and take the blindfold off. Perhaps I am Icarus flying too close to the sun but whilst on the brink of perfection, why not take the plunge?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

(NSFW?) spoiler

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[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

This is not only AI slop but assumes I am Putin. Totally ruins it. If I woke up one day and realized I was Putin, the first fucking thing I'd do is put a bullet through my brain.

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Would you though? Assuming that you woke up as putin, would Putin really blow his own brains out?

Or would you walk out of the window in the highest building you could find as is tradition?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I think neither. You'd be like, "I'll just be Putin, but...you know...as a good guy."

knock on door

"Sir, the gaggle of gymnasts you requested is here and limbered up..."

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

I love how you think

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