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Anon gets philosophical (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] noyou@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Schrodinger's shlong.

[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Well and the amazing sloppy toppy pudding poppy.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

William Dufoe? Promise?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

What on Earth would have to possess me to get in that situation in the first place?!

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Kidnapping by your local terrorist sex workers(they are trying unionize).

[–] agelord@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Why did they get ionized in the first place?

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Never gotten head so I think the first will be the best by default.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You know... I think I risk it all and take the blindfold off. Perhaps I am Icarus flying too close to the sun but whilst on the brink of perfection, why not take the plunge?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

(NSFW?) spoiler

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[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

This is not only AI slop but assumes I am Putin. Totally ruins it. If I woke up one day and realized I was Putin, the first fucking thing I'd do is put a bullet through my brain.

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Would you though? Assuming that you woke up as putin, would Putin really blow his own brains out?

Or would you walk out of the window in the highest building you could find as is tradition?

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago

Yea that's a decent point. Might be worth sticking around a bit to kill off some collaborators so some other piece of trash doesn't take over the position as soon as Putin's out of the way.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

I think neither. You'd be like, "I'll just be Putin, but...you know...as a good guy."

knock on door

"Sir, the gaggle of gymnasts you requested is here and limbered up..."

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

I love how you think

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