Programmer Humor

# Checking validity of each file
for file in directory:
  content = file.read()
  for keywords in ("heil hitler","hitler did nothing wrong","kill the jews","hitler was the victim","there is no evidence for the Holocaust"):
    if keywords in content:
      return True

# File is Invalid and fake news
return False

10 PRINT CHR$ (205.5 + RND (1));
20 GOTO 10

From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some "fixes and improvements"...

...Comes the same AI that offers to "fix your code."

Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.

Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete "All your code files", sir.

Yes, I who knows a lot about programming, only use one file per application.

EVERYTHING'S COMPUTAH!

The man loves destroying his work. Let ‘em get to it. It’s what he’s the best at doing.

No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.

He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

I find that without being able to see the rest of my IDE it makes no sense to just paste a single class worth of code at a time in there, it has no context for the rest of the application

Presumably anybody that does this gets their code integrated into the training data right?

please don’t use grok.

elon is poisoning the air over memphis with exhaust from the generators that he’s using to power it while using drinking water from the memphis sands aquifer to cool it.

please don’t use grok.

Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

Get popcorn ready

Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the "fixed" code as a PR to Linus.

Enjoy popcorn

I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.

I do work for an AI centric company and we've used almost every major model in some way, shape, or form.

Grok was so bad on all fronts that we ceased using it completely.

So I don't believe this for one second. I don't even find ChatGPT to be useful for code. I'd probably put Claude first and versions of Gemini second, with no current third.

Wait so are they using grok to code grok? No wonder it keeps getting shittier

So "don't talk to strangers" or "don't give your credit card info to strangers" never really reached the audience, did it?

Hey Grok, take this one file out of the context of my 250,000 line project and give me that delicious AI slop!