If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
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can't even dodge balls these days...it's 'legalized bullying' according to some overly soft people
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/dodgeball-dangerous-stop-ubc-professor-1.5161403
It's sterile, and I like the taste
"You're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop."
I like to break a mental sweat as well (dictionary upside-down)
It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood
I am from the US and here are my favorite Dodgeball quotes:
- That’s a bold move, Cotton.
- You had me at blood and Semen.
- Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge
- You gotta grab it by the haunches and hump it into submission.
I loved that game when I was a kid. We had names for all the special charge throws, like slow ball, lift off, and frisbee.
I always wondered where that version of dodgeball came from. I tried to convince my friends to play that way, but their argument was that they couldn't jump vertically 18 feet into the air.
That’s right boy, get in there nice and deep like
Freakin' Chuck Norris
"Toosh!"