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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

lol, he’s going to die for nothing. Sucks for his family, though.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nothing of value was lost when he moved away. Nothing of value will be lost when his corpse is left rotting in a field.

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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Coming soon to an FPV drone video.

[–] angband@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (6 children)

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight! Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.

[–] Skydancer@pawb.social 11 points 2 months ago

A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't think my story's true, ask the blind man. He saw it too..

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[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I hope he takes several bullets in the teeth.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

He will swallow his gun the moment they hand one over to him. A Russian conscript and a foreigner from the softest country in history? This dude is probably dead already.

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

I hear that the Ukrainian drones are good at locking onto anti-woke solders.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tortured to death by Russians usually means lots of butt stuff. I feel no empathy for people who are on the side of evil, when the evil does what evil does to them.

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[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I assume his sons, who can use the internet, warned him that he will likely die.

let me also predict that when he dies, the family will get a MIA letter and no compensation.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 months ago

When Tim Cook came out as gay, Russia took down a statue honoring Steve Jobs. That's a completely different person. How intolerant can you get?

This refugee from "woke" can suck it. Poor widdle baby gonna get shot, boo hoo.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Such a sad thing that nobody ever told him to very thing would happen. Repeatedly..

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Dumbfucks are gunna dumbfuck.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wonder if that woke him up.

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Have the day you emigrated for, I guess

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