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MUSTARD IN MY THONG! (infosec.pub)
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[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 23 hours ago

FOR ROCK AND STONE!

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Make it authentic. Realize that "ye" is a product of industrialization, caused by the abandonment of þ. Use "Thee"

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 4 points 22 hours ago

Wouldn't that be if "ye" was being used instead of "the", as in "ye olde whatever"? I assumed "ye" here was just a way of writing the dwarvish (i.e. scottish) pronunciation of "you".

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

I've been cursed by goblin rot many times myself.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I surely come from dwarf stock bred with the giants of men. I have a 29" inseam - the short legs of a dwarf - and a 6'5" wingspan. Far longer than my height. I usually do the math to metric but I'm busy right now. Maybe someone else will? Or not. Whatever.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 2 points 22 hours ago

73cm inseam 195cm wingspan

I always use the imperial unit "hand" = 4 inches = 10cm to convert in my head.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Don't go outside incase you fall into the sky

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Thought they were called squats?