this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[โ€“] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 15 points 23 hours ago

Please place item in the bagging area. ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ข UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ

[โ€“] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

"Unexpected item in bagging area. Help is on the way."

[โ€“] potoo22@programming.dev 17 points 1 day ago

The associate is busy with someone else and there are 3 other self-checkout stands with flashing lights.

[โ€“] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

I just place something aside until it shuts up. Missing items just require the right pressure with my fingers.

[โ€“] salacious_coaster 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Place! Your. ASTROGLIDE LUBRICANT. In the bag!

[โ€“] potoo22@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least it doesn't use Amazon titles.

[โ€“] kibiz0r@midwest.social 27 points 1 day ago

Place your โ€” Astroglide Water Based Lube (4oz), Ultra Gentle Gel Personal Lubricant for Vaginal and Anal Sex, Stays Put with No Drip, Sex Lube, Long-Lasting for Men, Women and Couples, Safe for Toys โ€” in the bagging area

[โ€“] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Use pin pad to complete transaction

[โ€“] adhocfungus@midwest.social 2 points 23 hours ago

Use pin pad to complete transaction

[โ€“] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 1 day ago

Unexpected item in bagging area.

[โ€“] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

^move ^your

#BANANAS

^to ^the ^bagging ^area

[โ€“] Hyaline_Cat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was so angry when they removed the mute function. Now the button just changes between loud and deafening

[โ€“] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 23 hours ago

There was a mute? And I missed it?? Story of my life.

[โ€“] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 22 hours ago

You can still change the language

[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Self checkouts the moment you're done scanning:

[โ€“] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I was reading these comments and i had flashbacks of my trips to tesco and saintsbury when i was in edinburgh few weeks ago. Thought it was a worldwide issue for a sec..
Then i saw what instance this post is from and i get it. I feel your god damn pain uk users.

I will add to it that, no i do not like to look at my face, fuck off with that camera

[โ€“] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Scan your first item. beep

Scan loyalty card now.

[โ€“] AreaKode@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

No, it's always "Have you scanned your loyalty card yet?" Uh... No. And you know this.