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[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My daughter happened upon Happy tree friends at about 4 or 5 years old lol. She absolutely loved it, and there was no taking it away. Luckily she was born with the ability to realize the difference between real life and make believe, and she turned out just fine.

Ffs, she's only messily killed 2 of her friends. And one of those was an accident.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago

She was definitely not born with that ability...

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I mean, Grimm’s Fairy Tales are similar levels of absurd violence lol

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 11 points 3 months ago

Or google Struwwelpeter if you wanna see what German kids are exposed to. Happy tree friends is tame in comparison.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It honestly isn't a show that I think an adult is likely to watch.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Someone's about to get trauma

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

You mean a core memory?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 months ago
[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Somebody's grandma is gonna buy that for their grandson and the cycle will continue

Ţ̷̡͎̞̬͓̖̪̩̏̽̋̒͠͝h̸̫̰̼̋̎͜͝ë̷͓̩̾̋̃͗̇̚ ̵̢̛̺̜̗̙͈͉̲̙̽̉̍̐͜c̴͚̅̕y̴̪͇͉͇̫̤̖̜̙͆̽̏͒̈́̉̾̄́͑c̵͚̥̗͚̝̻̩̩̀̐̄͆̂̍̿͂̏̋ͅl̵̹̲͉̗̭͙͌͆͑̒̿͑̑̔͌e̸̡̡͔͍̜͍̦̘̣̥͋̐͗̂̈̔̑̌̀ ̵̼͉̜̙̞̍͑́̒͑̈̾͝͝Ṁ̶̲̞̘̣͈͛́͂̊̈̋U̷͇̣̫̭̤̾̆͌͂̕͝S̸̢̠͔̠̠̳̆͑̓͆̿̃͜͜Ṯ̷̢͔̙̩͉̌͒̂̚ ̶̨̯͚̠̫̹̰͆̓͒̋ć̷̛̫̘͂̂́̆̃͜ȏ̸̡̘͕͈͖͍̝̈́̏̓̇̇͘͝n̸̛̖̻͚̻̩̗̦̦̿͆̏̓̋̕t̷̯͌̋͗͌̃̍͑i̷̛̟̠̪̲̦̳͌́̀̋͒͠n̵̻̰̫̮͇̄̂͋̽̇̌͝ű̶͕̤̣̪̞͎̜̦̄ę̷̯̤͍͗̀̊ ̸̲̲̮̿̽̕͝t̵̢͔̜̰̩̼͒͗̍h̷̢̛̪̩̖͖̬̝̼̑͋̑̍͌̿͝͝r̴̼̀̉͑̽̐̈́̔͘͜͝ͅö̵̼́͐͝ư̵̫̟͙̞̰̥̗̈́͛́͘̚g̵̫̳̔͠h̸̨̖͙̥̆̈̀̾̏̆͊͝ͅ ̶̢̖̰̥̙̦̪͔̅͐͑̾̉̈́̆̕͜͝ͅţ̶̻͙͔͎͉͐̈̊̓͒̈́̀̕͝ĥ̸̡̧̻̫͔̙͓̝͉͂͊̓͝e̸̢͎̜̙̅̍͐̊̎ ̸͇͕̱̜́ͅg̵̡̡̤̠̪̼̠̹̱̙̓e̵̢̡͙̞̟̯̩̳̼͐n̶̳̭͂͋̀́̌͌͘̕é̵͚̙͖͈̜̌́͌̿͋͑̕͝ͅr̷̛̮̱͉͔̓̌̈̎̾͝͝a̷̰͙̘̜̜̩͍͗t̴̢̞̱̗͔͖̙́̄͗͌̕i̷̳̹̞̥̞̿̾̈́̄͝o̸̠̼̱͓͔̮̲̲̍̔͠ń̵̨̡̘̗̘̩̤̤̝̒̌̿ͅs̵̛̖̫͕̩̬̩̩̍̋̎͆̉̓͌̚͝ ̷̲̖̐̊̈̆̾͊̄̆͠f̵͎̯̹̜͉̝̽͌͛ó̴̡̱̱͈̳͎̥̂̄̐̒͛̈́r̷̢͙̝̺͗̉͐̕̚ͅ ̷̡̒̆̈́a̵̡̞̲͛͗̌l̵̫͕̔̇̂͐͝͠l̷̤̖̝̣̺͎͠ ̷̗͇̜̗̩̾̽͊̈́̅̈́̈́͘͝͠ë̷̡͓̫͍̩̗̗̙͇͔̍̈́̀͑͠ẗ̵͈̫̫͖̰̣́̑̔͊̑̓e̷̜͋̐̍͆̀̚r̴̘̅̒̒̆̐̀̒̿͘n̴̨̪̘͍͙͓̟̜͔̐̊͊i̸̧̩̕t̶̡̢̘̪̫͖̩̝̺͈̿̂̉y̴̧̙͙̩̲͈͐

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

Am... Am I on speaker!?

[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh I miss those cartoons a lot, we watched it with friends and we couldn’t stop laughing all the time.

[–] sonoro@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You fellas laughed about the poor animals dying?!! :d

[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

All day long. The mix of cute animals and the nonchalant gore plus funny noises was peak comedy. Probably among the best stuff on YouTube ever.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

ah, another man of culture, i see.

[–] Dis32@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

You got any kinder eggs? These eggs just told me to f*** off.

[–] Memetic@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now this is a true schizer post.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Scheißpfosten*

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the thinking man’s “R-worded Animal Babies”

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago

A is for ASS!

[–] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ummm wtf get played on that? I’m scared what it could be.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cartoon Animals getting ripped apart by various means. Accidentally walking into a wood chipper, jumping into a barrel of razorwire, etc. pretty graphic.

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Not to mention hilarious.