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A restaurant security guard who is also a waiter. Why? To protect and serve (lemmy.ca)
submitted 3 days ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/crazyideas@lemmy.world
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I may be a little high

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[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Solid punchline. This would sell on a pun community.

[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 4 points 3 days ago

You might be a little high, but you still did the funny.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago

In reality it's just so he can afford rent. Pretty soon he'll need a 3rd job.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Wait staff is also trained to shield you with their bodies in case a food fight breaks out.

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago

A slacker is drunk driving: neglect and swerve

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Does this restaurant guard/waiter also serve weed?

Cuz I'm all in!