this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2025
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That's just the smoke monster from Lost. It's just trying to live a normal life outside of Hollywood. It's only nefarious if you were nefarious in another life... or whatever the plot was on Lost.

[–] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is the funny thing here the absurdity of the whole thing? Genuinely asking.

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If I recall the guy who makes these lives in California and will actually leave flyers like these in random areas.

For our health.

[–] yimby@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 days ago
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

Which SCP is this

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Object Class: Keter

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Please crosspost this to the rpgmemes comm they’d love this

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Go for it! I stole this anyway.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Thanks! Done

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Okay but do I still get dice after the smoke? I'm willing to take the hit for a discount.

Idk, depends on the discount. Are we talking like 25%+, or like a "skip the taxes" type deal?

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Which JoJo villain is this

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I even saw two cubes in his pocket. I think he has dice but he’s afraid to show them to anyone.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

OMG, Did you see Brian's hat? He looks so fucking stupid, I can't breathe.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

yeah i do too but almost all of my mysterious discount dice man encounters have ended well so don't let Death Blight prejudice you

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good to know, stocking up on boluses now

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago

#notalldicemen

[–] ReCursing@feddit.uk 8 points 3 days ago

Too late, I wanted the dice and his price was good