this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2025
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[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Translation: Hey, you radiate such openness and are incredibly likeable. May I ask how you feel about new impulses or changes in your life? Would you perhaps be interested in earning some extra money?

Trump tiny peepee pic.

Translation: do you want to earn (money?)

I'm assuming that the first message was spam of some sort, mlm marketing, or maybe a scam, so the person responded with a trump dick pic and asked if they wanted to earn money, inferring the money would be earned by sucking trumps microscopic appendage.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Thank you for translate

I didn't even realize it was a dick pic at first viewing. lmao

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The NSFW tag exists for a reason

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

My bad, I thought I had posted it as nsfw. Fixed.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Trump's dick is so small that when he pays for a blow job, the prostitute does it with a straw.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Warum ich diesen Pfosten in der Turnhalle eröffnet habe, ist ebenfalls unbeantwortbar.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

A bunch of hot, sweaty guys in the locker room together; seems like the perfect place to view the post.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Es tut mir leid Siegfried, nächstes Mal werde ich eine "Trumps Gesicht" Warnung oder so schreiben.