this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2023
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[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Unpopular Oponion: None of us has a soul Ergo: Porn is indeed free.

Well maybe you pay with your personal data and dignity though.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 years ago (4 children)

you pay by having all ads you will ever see be for desperate milfs in your area

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

uBlock Origin. I use lemmy btw.

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Marge absolutely going ham on Homer in the banner ad while I’m trying to zerk it to family-friendly incest porn :/

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The worst ones are naked grandma's

[–] Shadywack@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

So long as that one dumbass pays for the desperate milfs so the rest of us can enjoy our porn.....

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

You might have a problem.

That problem might be "a religious upbringing".

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If my soul is gallons of semen, then yes, porn is indeed not free and I have paid dearly for it with “my soul”.

[–] Confuzzeled@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tissues are the real cost. Fortunately I have no soul.

[–] mstrk@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

dude... if porn sites actually own stocks on tissue companies that would be the greatest investment strategy I've ever seen.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can I also use it to pay my rent?

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

No, having a soul would just get in the way for most landlords.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isn't it strange that porn is the only thing that remains sheltered from adds? I mean, there are adds, but there are porn adds, so they kind of add up to the whole experience

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

They had normal adds at the beginning but noone clicked them

[–] banana_meccanica@feddit.it 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

And little soul squirts out after

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

something does indeed squirt, although not a soul

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago

Obviously, I am not looking at the good stuff. I've never had an orgasm to porn that was so good I got some soul squirtage.

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What about women and other AFAB people that are into porn?

[–] Unaware7013@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

AFABs generally have soul grool to go along with the AMABs soul goo.

[–] eating3645@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

If this is true, I'm on serious credit from my next few lives

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Maybe you should be questioning everyone else's.

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Yes, and that's the best part of porn.