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Donald Trump suggests replacing ‘ugly’ wind farms with giant gold turbines depicting him swinging a golf club (newsthump.com)

submitted 3 days ago by Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago

"What in- Oh, the Onion."

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

When asked why, Trump said..."Only I should be able to kill the birds.".

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 42 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I bit the onion when I saw this headline, really sounds like something he'd say

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 days ago

Same. How stupid is the world to where we are reading this absolutely moronic headline and thinking the president of the united states actually said that.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 5 points 2 days ago

Same. God I hate this timeline.

[–] Mesophar@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago

I agree, this timeline sucks. It shouldn't be this easy to bite the onion...

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Yes it's really hard to figure out at a glance

[–] Shamber@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

The worst is, at this point it's pretty hard to distinguish between satire and things he actually said 😕

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 17 points 3 days ago

Had to carefully check it's not !nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

For fuck's sake, don't give him any ideas!

[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 days ago

Oh ferchrissake... Now I have the image of that fat butt swinging a golf club replacing a graceful wind turbine in my head.

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Fucking hell, satire is dead.