Ran out of cigarettes one time in college. Ran down to the crappy alley store with my rat on my left shoulder. Clerk JUMPED after a second or three!
"AH! THERE'S A RAT ON YOUR SHOULD..."
"I know. Camel lights in a box please?"
this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2025
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