There are multiple interpretations of the phrase "eating someone."
this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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Don't be gross. Children go in the oven or the fridge.
The OP statement was "eating anyone," but maybe that's why they chose such an ambiguous phrasing.
Im not going to perform nonconsenting oral sex on an adult either! The rapeyness would ruin the meat! Thats why i have a chest freezer!
i really don't like leftovers so i bought some goats
Thats valid, but i really should point out that meal prep isn't leftovers.
If you pull sone restaurant tricks, where the meal is part done, or you have like a pasagna every night, it really is quite nice, and a great way to deal with a sudden large influx of meat.
oh dude you just reminded me i haven't made tamales in like a season. problem is the local tamale abuelito is really nice, and he only charges two bucks a tamal. his aren't quite as good as mine, but damn can't beat that price.
Fuuuuuuuck i need tamales so bad. I dont go out in mornings unless im rushing to work, so i basically never get good tamales. It's a problem. Ill trade you some of my intruder lasagnas (with a fry-bread frozen alongside) for some of your intruder tamales.
that's my problem. i've been supporting the local economy so i don't have intruder tamales, i have local abuelito tamales. but i'm totally down for tradesies. chep is the best and i'm down spreading the word: food tastes best shared is my family motto
The people had the choice not to bother them and stay uneaten
woman living alone not bothering anyone???? have you met societies?
Clear typo. The cannibalism gives her paws. She goes feral and transforms into a fearsome beast.
Is it even cannibalism at that point?
No! That's why it's OK!
0 Kelvin is very cool
Let's say that hypothetically I know someone who wants to be eaten by witches...
to mean eaten or eaten?
Commit what?
to the cause, lilith
Lets not talk about details of that on the internet. Just stock up on bleach.
Don't eat trash
one witch's trash is another witch's drywall
please don't eat random people, too much microplastics
When they said wicked, they meant wicked, not wicked.