Mouselemming

Tarantino IS a muppet.

Raising Arizona?

Alternatively, which muppet would make the best Nic Cage?

Oh come on, Miss Piggy would be great in that role!

Dual casting ftw!

So is there room to add "if button fails"?

They'd have much more success if they wrote "DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON" on the actual button.

Now there's a job to hand over to AI if ever there was one

I super believe in you, Tad Cooper!

What a beaut!

The physical inequality, just like OP's example, always makes it more egregious.

It is. You're absolutely right. But right now nobody's seeing anything but the 50-Foot Tall Woman, so they can't think about your logic. Maybe see if swinging one more of those Marines into the fence will be enough to help you get control of your rage. No actually better use the Mayor, he's an insufferable prick.

Personally I would still prefer to hear chill, maybe you stumbled on that person's trigger. Or perhaps it's an age thing. I associate it with peers, but maybe for them it's parents.