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Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

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I wish that any time someone attempted to upload an image containing a partially censored word to the internet, their connection would drop for 5 minutes. (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 4 months ago by Probius@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz
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Fully censored strings are fine so that people can cover up PII, but no "sh*t" shenanigans.

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[–] hungprocess@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 months ago

Retro game fans inconsolable. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q*bert

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 4 points 4 months ago

Coding that work be a lot of w*rk.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Would your post cause a drop?

[–] Probius@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

I don't think so, since it's not an image. It's just text.