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FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart (abcnews.go.com)

submitted 1 month ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Only_Slightly_Bent@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

~~Radioactive~~ Spicy shrimp

[–] gitamar@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Paging future_canoe for a new challenge

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

This is perfect for my new seafood diet. It is so simple, I cesium food, I eat ze yum food.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

So it's actually mirelurk meat.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl -1 points 1 month ago

Probably should warn not to eat any animals too. It's the leading cause of death in the US..

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