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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If only we could get independent verification.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Send Nigel Farage to check on her.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And when he doesn't come back, send Boris. Let's just keep going until we either get an answer or run out of demagogue bastards.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Lettuce not forget the other one.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The world's largest unisex public urinal.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago

Weird thing to combine with a dance floor, though.

Idk Reagan might give her a run for her money

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where have I been for the last 10 years?

Lady, you were resting in piss of those who hated you. A lot of urine, by my own estimations

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher's the other one is Reagan's. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

I'm pissing on the one that did the most damage. Reagan helped enable the path to fascism the US is on and the US affects everyone globally. Definitely his.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm holding it for Putin's grave

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

lol yeah! that bad guy! argh!

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You can only piss on one

Sounds like I get to be the genie; I'll piss on the left grave. Once I've downed the next pint I'll only piss on the right grave.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go." - Neil Gaiman

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I like to believe they buried her with her pockets intact

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

So he should know.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay I didn't know that. I don't even really know who he is tbh.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oof. Well at least you now know you're a prophet.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gaiman carried hell and inflicted it upon those he abused.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As terrible as that is, I just liked the quote. I found it in a video essay. I don't even know who he is.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

But that's what makes you a prophet. You picked the right quote and the right person without even knowing why.

[–] individual@toast.ooo 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

idk about here but I've been in a place called the USA, and very easy to mistake for hell the last 10 years

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Amazing, what was it like 11 years ago? Manna from the sky, ambrosia everywhere?

[–] individual@toast.ooo 4 points 1 month ago

thanks obama

[–] commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

she's in a doom WAD called Thatcher's Techbase

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I would like to ask the same question.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] xav@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

There's also a famous one in French about miss Maggie : https://open.spotify.com/track/3mrD89s4Ua9IS3Aw5kxMU7

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Taking turns getting pineapple suppositories with Ronald Reagan, I hope. Fuck the Gipper too!

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hell 0.5.0, we're still in early access.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This is pretty convincing