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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 116 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 70 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or a brand from a hot iron

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 33 points 2 months ago (4 children)

She's had her horns removed with a hot iron at a very young age as well

[–] nova@lemmy.vg 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

She was also likely taken from her mother shortly after birth, never to see her again.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yup, can't have the calf drink too much of that milk

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Also need to raise the calf alone in a tiny plastic shelter for a few weeks so it can be butchered.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Yes some animals get all the luck.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And she'll get killed as soon as she stops lactating.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I have a cow. She's just a pet, we don't milk her and I don't eat beef.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

That's wonderful and how it should be. I'm just assuming that the one in the photo isn't a pet, but maybe, who knows.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Don't let that stop these guys from cherry-picking worst-case scenarios.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It happens to literally every dairy cow

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Clearly not, as meliaesc explains.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

They literally said they didn't milk it which would make it not a dairy cow

[–] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Which scenario do you think is more representative of the average cow's life?

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Not necessarily. It is possible to breed cows that do not grow horns.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Polled cattle are a thing.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Actually, as demonstrated daily by my kitties, scent is the 3FA after sight and sound. Doesn’t matter that they see it’s me and hear my voice. Sniff test it the final boss.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Unironically though, when I spent 16 hours hugging a puppy, my cats wanted nothing to do with me until I showered.

[–] sykaster@feddit.nl 10 points 2 months ago

I mean that's high treason my man

[–] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

16 h is too much for pussies

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I think a lot of it depends on how you feel about random people milking you all day until you are food.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

You mean my job? Pretty bad, but I need money so what am I going to do

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well I'm a dude so getting milked all day would be pretty enjoyable probably.

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Definitely don't go find out what kind of life most build live. It ain't long and you ain't getting milked.

[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She has to give birth every year and has her child taken away likely to be slaughtered so that she can be hooked up to a machine that sucks all the milk meant for her kid.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Don’t forget ice cream. My favorite is hamburger flavor

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 months ago

Dude, they have ear tags and/or brands on their skin.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nope just had her children stolen is constantly exploited for profit and will be killed years before her natural lifespan.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why burger if friend shaped? Friendburger?

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Mmmmm....friendburger

[–] ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ITT: people making jokes about the horrible world we live in due to capitalism.

Vegans: no the only problem is animal exploitation

[–] DarthFrodo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Who said capitalism isn't a problem? I don't see any comments claiming that.

Capitalism incentives the exploitation of humans and animals alike. It's possible to recognize that both are a problem.

Its much weirder when leftists unironically believe that "animals are just animals, making them suffer is fine because they are inferior to me", which is literally the supremacist thinking that racists and classists invoke to justify their mistreatment of other groups too.