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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Recruiter messaged me. The director wants to meet me next week!!!

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hi witchy! Let us burn all the fake op shops and unleash the numbats of DOOM. I'll put the kettle on while I darn this ~~cock~~ sock

Now that's a plan!

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

PSA seen on the other place: check public transport seat for needles.

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[โ€“] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Today I have misused my executive power to put googly eyes on the shredder.

They all think I'm mad but are too polite to say so.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Approved! ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒŸ

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

This week has flown by. Been super busy at work. Miniest got accepted into her choice of secondary school! (Big yay). She's also being allowed on her first school camp ever ๐Ÿ˜ณMr P got himself some new false teeth and now has to get used to them. Have been watching one of my personal favourite online communities (Imgur) become enshittified and have been looking for an alternative. There's just nothing quite like it out there, and I had my little community there, but now everyone is scattering. Fuck you medialab ai.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

Shit! Cat lounge has broken window.

anexpdnsive cat accident

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Thank you all for the well wishes on my presentation. One part went well but the other did not. I got some useful feedback though.

Now I will be watching the new Naked Gun movie from the comfort of my couch. I've been wanting to go to the movies for a while now, but I cbf.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Interview done... lasted less than 15 minutes but felt okay. We'll see what happens next.

๐Ÿคž๐Ÿพ

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[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

I work with a bloke who I disliked from day 1. Don't know why. Something about him irritated me and I couldn't get past it.

Today I realised why. He looks like Dave Hughes (hope he's okay given his injuries)

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m so fucking buzzed off rehearsal last night!!!!!!

Plus I got to play a real drum kit and yeah, the electronic one is great but the real one is fucking amazing.

Apparently Iโ€™m going to the gym today then thatโ€™s me. I have to go and re-setup all my gear from last night so joys of cabling here we go.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

LOVE this for you, that's so awesome!

Thank you! And the gym has paid off Iโ€™m getting rid of migraines! I used to play for 20 mins and have to stop.

Yesterday I played for 6 HOURS!!

Wild shit haha

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do I want to cook, or do I want takeaway from across the street?

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[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Second interview this afternoon with the guy who didn't like me too much the other day and the business HR leader. Then weeeeeeekend!

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[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Just warning you all that Imgur front page is full of NSFW and boobs as a protest, in case you want to specifically avoid that kind of thing.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Ha! I quit years ago when they banned NSFW. Was the only use I had for it.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not going to the beach today ๐Ÿ’จ

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

I need skirt weights!

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is definitely a heater, bathrobe and doona on the couch evening.

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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gym done.

Nap and lunch done.

Just have to re do the cabling (joy of joys lol) and the great zonk can begin.

Tonight it's just practice and video games but tomorrow night I'm heading to an event called:

Divorced Dads Grunge Night lol

Can't wait to see what it's like.

Edit:

You're right Gibson. A 2nd nap is a great idea.

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Awesome song ๐Ÿ‘ It's regular here.

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cheers ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ•

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (10 children)

my groceries are getting expensive, I notice there have been many price rises of 20-30%

from now on I'm printing out all receipts to keep track

tho looking at my pantry and fridge I am well stocked up , I could probably eat for 2-3 months and only buy some fresh fruit and veg

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Rexona deoderant was almost 9 fucking dollars at Coles. Unreal.

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[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What a week, just finished working. Iโ€™m exhausted. Well deserved pint & burger before I head home.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Made it down the beach last night. Ended up building the 'puter. No mishaps. Certainly the fastest thing I've ever used.

Ended up going w/ win 11 ltsc. So far so good. No bunch of useless shit on there straight out of the gates.

And it's quiet even at load. Can hear the second hand of the clock in the other room when it's idle lol.

Only hitting 50c after an hour of prime95 which is wild. Obviously didn't bugger the thermal paste.

Now have to reinstall all the audio things which takes for ever.

Have a look at a script called win11debloat. Trust me man.

And I hear you about the plugins/daw installations. Would love to do a fresh install but fuck all that lol

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Currently tossing up whether to build a or buy a prebuilt PC. Current one I'm using I didn't build and it's a bit of a monster put together over a few years with the last upgrades done in 2019. Boyo just nabbed a prebuilt and it's actually a great machine.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

My old PC, Athena (yeah I name all my devices), I built, and she was a beast. I'm currently using a pre-built PC (Minerva) as it was just easier than buying PC components and building it myself at the time (one bedroom prison cell in the CBD).

The pre built is a small machine, it's very easy to move around, and runs the vast majority of games I like to play perfectly. It's a bit outdated now (bought in 2020), but it's really good!

I bought it from Tecs Pty on La Trobe St in the CBD. Also got two gaming chairs from them, and wheeling them back to my apartment along city streets is a memory I won't forget ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Last night, I woke up after only four hours of sleep, and then an hour later, dog started vomiting whole pieces of his food. Then I started to fall asleep, and had a nightmare that I was being held at gunpoint. Really great sleep. I have to give a presentation today. I think the lack of sleep was some kind of subconscious stress or the decaf English Breakfast tea I accidentally drank before bed.

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Oh that sucks. All the best for the presentation - you got this even after a night like that. And then you have non stressed sleep to look forward to ๐Ÿ˜ด

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[โ€“] cummytummy@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

my god finally a sunny day in perth. can't wait til it starts regularly cracking over 20, i am so TIRED of this winter!!!

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m entirely ready for the weekend, but Friday keeps getting in the way

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Steamed eggs with sriracha on toast please chef.

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am not out of the office yet but I have put my out of office on ๐Ÿคซ

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Thanks Witchy!

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