I know q-tips aren't safe or whatever but man it feels too good to stop.
this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2025
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Intuit products. They mislead people into thinking they are saving money by not paying an accountant or taking a class or two at the community college.
Depending on the situation, it can result in heavy fines and fees when the books or tax returns need to be corrected.
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Eye doctors hate bungee cords. Be careful with those! ER doctors hate 4th of July.
ER Docters hate
- "well it started 6 months ago.... And since then it is more or less present" -> why are you here?
- everything firework related -> you really thought it would be cool to make a firework bomb?
- old people that are dropped by family members on a Friday night and claim the maggots just appeared like 10 minutes ago -> really?
- people who, after a complete workup expect miracles -> really?
- (drug induced) aggression -> look I am trying to help you here dude
- recurrent psychiatric patients that are not treated properly or untreatable -> hey you again, same medication? Wow you were here 7 hours ago...
.... I think the list might go on and on
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School bus drivers hate landscapers. And Amazon delivery drivers, but at least those fuckers move quickly.
We also hate children but I probably shouldn't admit that publicly.
Whoever is fixing your computer absolutely despises you if you're a smoker. Tar gets everywhere.
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Paramedics hate methamphetamine. And alcohol. And high voltage electrical current.
But we love people who injure themselves creatively.
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Apples unite them all
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Video game content creators hate reading ( especially controls ).
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There are plenty of times I'll watch someone play a game and then get confused about how to do something in it because they either don't look at the controls in settings or breeze past it or don't read what a quest entails. They just play on in a braindead like trance and get confused and angry as to why the game that gives you everything you need to know doesn't tell them something vital like a certain control they need.
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As a game dev I hate capital-G Gamers™
Edit: before you feel personally attacked and don’t know what a Capital-G Gamer is. Read this https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Capital-G+Gamer
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Truck drivers hate "four wheelers" because they don't know how to drive.
When they're not in their semi they generally drive a four wheeled vehicle their very own self, presumably being hated on by other truck drivers.
eh, other truck drivers aren't much better. biggest takeaway getting my CDL was realizing just how low the standards are to drive a truck
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