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...this is a sort of meta-shitpost. The last meta one I shared confused a lot of people in the comments, but here we go anyway.

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

The answer to this question is almost always yes

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Wheat killed my whole family and burned down my house. Bread is my revenge.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 2 years ago

Kill some garlic and shake some cow juice until it's hard and it's very worth it.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 years ago

I like antijokes and antimemes OP. Keep it up

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So it's a meta joke, using a setup that's usually something nonsensical, like:

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

Ok this one I get.

[–] stranger@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Emphatically, yes.

[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You can use ![]() to link an image so it will show up in a comment

You just put the link to the image inside the rounded brackets

For example:

![](https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/sacre-300x291.jpg)

[–] patachu@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

"How many vegetables had to die for your stupid salad" kind of beat.

[–] ShittyRedditWasBetter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As someone who is gf for my celiac partner, emphatic yes.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh yes, but it's rare.

[–] Adi2121@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes, but rice is more worth it.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Bread is 10/10

Rice is 10/10 with rice

yes but only if u snort it, not bake it

[–] nyoooom@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

As a very serious Frenchman, if it's to make that forsaken thing you dare calling bread then no, it's not worth it.

To make actual bread it's really great.

[–] redballooon@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

All right, I’m confused

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz -2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Is there some meaning not apparent in the meme? If not then it's not just unfunny it's pointless.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The other commenter is right. It's a meta gag, using a popular format.

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Page me when the funny gets here then.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol, would it help if I explained it again? Most jokes only get better with lengthy explanations.

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz -3 points 2 years ago

Most jokes are funny.

[–] ekky43@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Might be about straw shortener? Seems to somehow have become a hot topic again in some circles.

For those not i the know, popular growth regulators used to shorten straws, as to prevent lodging during rains, has been known to cause hormone imbalances in humans, such as reduced fertility rates of men. Not sure if the growth regulators still are this dangerous, but they have been, and still are, banned in some countries.

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's an antimeme. The original meme is meant to show 2 separate, unrelated objects, with the implication that the first thing was destroyed in the process of creating the second object. In this case, the first object (wheat) really is used to create the second object (bread), hence the antimeme