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[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m no fan of metal but I’ve never liked the idea of gate keeping genres based on our personal preferences. There’s plenty of music out there that I love that I know others don’t care for and vice versa.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

This just maybe, possibly, might be a shitpost

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's no bad genres, only bad music.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It seems someone hasn't heard of country rap!

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What about Alkali Metals, Alkaline Earth Metals and Transition Metals.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

MF you think we have photoshop money? Make the editor GIMP

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You think you need to buy photoshop?? Both Captain Jack and mom would be disappointed!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

GIVE ME TRANSLANTHANIDE METAL AND GIVE ME DEATH

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dislike all music except the Donkey Kong 64 intro aka DK Rap.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Finally, a person of taste!

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When your shitpost works a little too good

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Lowkey, I see a negative ratio as a mark of honour. I know I shatposted well when the average overserious Lemming lets their jimmies get rustled in the shitposting comm

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Dude on the right thinks Barry Manilow is peak art

It might sound like noise to me, mostly, but I'm sure the things I like sound like boring elevator music to them, lol. 😅

[–] SeraphimNova@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All up to taste my guy. All music is inherently subjective.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The only real music is made by the mentally unwell homeless gentleman banging pots together and screaming slurs at passerby who I see coming home from the bar. Everything else is for posers!

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

except for NSBM. that's just bad.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Listen, if you don't like Metal, you can try again.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Fantano is a hipster, so he likes black metal.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

69.420% better

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You leave Crust Punk out of this!

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] moonburster@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God tier shitpost!

Curious to hear what kind of garbage you listen to OP

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All sorts of garbage, been getting into punk-folk recently, but Avenged Sevenfold, Machine Head, Sabaton, and Ghost are my metal go-tos in no particular order

[–] moonburster@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Decent garbage. 10/10 shitpost, 11/10 music taste

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fine, I'll elaborate:

You create a post in which you mark a list of sub genres as garbage and claim metalheads are dumb people, based on your own musical taste.

Claiming you are smarter because your taste in something is different than others is dumb and ignorant. Making fun of others for their taste is tasteless, childish and sad.

Whether or not you like metal, it can be well structured, musically complex and have highly political statements and well made lyrics. It had been an inspiration for many other musical genres. I wouldn't call that garbage and I wouldn't call the people listening to that stupid. It's not my favorite genre but I don't think I'm better because of that. I understand music and can recognize quality in music, even when it's not my preference.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Psst, buddy, this is a shitpost. Please don't fall off your high horse and hurt yourself!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As stated before, your shitpost is of poor taste. I've seen Germans with better humor.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

The metalmemes comm loved it, but I suppose I'll kneel to the humor czar. I'm very sorry to have rustled your jimmies, and I hope I only post things that are safe humor without a hint of edge you might cut your poor lil fingies on!

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago