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A local man who claims he ‘doesn’t have a racist bone in his body’ is baffled that his political beliefs seem to coincidentally align with a bunch of neo-nazis.


The part at the end is referencing Australian domestic politics: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08-28/bob-katter-threatens-journalist-lebanese-heritage/105706854

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’M NOT INTO POLITICS

Also has every reactionary retrograde racist classist opinion ever.

[–] HumanoidTyphoon@quokk.au 4 points 1 month ago

Is this why “not political” is an option on dating app profiles?

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are two types of nazis: Full throated Nazis, and Nazis in denial.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What about “deep-throated” Nazis?

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey hot stuff, come and lie down on mein kampfy lounge.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Come with me in meine little tank.

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Those are the femboy nazis.

[–] henfredemars 7 points 1 month ago

Hey, it's my FIL!

Turns out he was a Nazi POS all along. He just needed to feel safe enough to publicly talk about his disgusting views. He had no morals to begin with, merely fearing social retaliation.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Fascists doesn't believe in words. So judge them by their actions, because their words will be all lies.