In order for it to look really scary you should use ALL the billionaire's bones. Every single billionaire. I am here for it.
this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2025
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You could also ask people if they are a billionaire while holding your favorite weapon
Pile of bodies, pile of heads. -venom
Let the free market decide. Seems to me there's a lot of demand for this product and you know what they say: the customer is always right.
Settle down, nah. You're a little too close to Karening, there. Watch it. 🤢
They're full of holes though (see relevant Oglaf).
Wax plugs. Duh.
Eat the Rich!!
Nosher Powell seems eerily familiar. It is not a good feeling.
Are raw bones compostable? Wouldn't you need to boil/dry the billionaire bones first or something?
Bones are eventually compostable BUT make fantastic aggregate / aeration medium for compost piles
Where is the best place to harvest them? I can get plenty of CEO skulls from outside skyscrapers but where do billionaires congregate?
Nevermind... Epstein's island.