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Rep. Mace to introduce resolution authorizing Charlie Kirk to lie in honor at U.S. Capitol (wach.com)

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[–] iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

so where's the new shitter? in DC? road trip

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

How is this not the Onion

[–] tomiant@programming.dev -1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

THE NATION OWES ETERNAL DEBT TO THIS HERO OF THE REPUBLIC, THIS GUARDIAN OF THE FLAG, THIS MARTYR OF THE UNION, THIS SAINT OF THE CONSTITUTION WHO CARRIED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ON HIS BLUE RED WHITE STRIPED SHOULDERS, WHOSE FACE SHALL BE ENGRAVED ON THE MOUNTAINS AND WHOSE NAME BE SUNG BY ANGELS AS HE ASCENDS THE HEAVENLY THRONE TO BE EMBRACED BY THE ONE TRUE LORD JESUS CHRIST, HIS SACRIFICE WRITTEN WITH ASTRAL FIRE AND FOREVER ECHOED THROUGH THE CHAMBERS OF POWER AND ANNALS OF HISTORY AND RETOLD BY THE LIPS OF PATRIOTS FOR MILLENNIA!

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