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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
Saw a kid at the zoo banging all up on the glass at a turtle yelling “WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP” and his dad aas doing fuck all. Tried to say “hey buddy maybe we chill” but I don’t really think it got through and he only stopped because of coincidental timing(a parent that shitty would probably get mad at me and I was there to have a good day).
(Note: I did have a good day, the zoo is awesome. We pet rays).
It's pretty hard being a dad and wanting to not hit my kids (which I do not) because I know damn well when they're throwing shit and having an absolute exorcist level tantrum over some inconsequential shit I just think "yeah my mum would have smacked my ass and I'd not have done that again" for the eighth time each day..
"Calm it down or you'll lose your tablet time" doesn't have the same immediate corrective effect.
Obviously the solution is to beat them senseless like my parents did, so they can later wonder what they did to deserve that...
no body is stopping you now
