this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2025
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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

Not greentext. Think I found a new career!

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 2 weeks ago

I want my own money ~~stealing~~ finding murder of crows.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

I wish the crows around my parts would do that. The ones around here just generally act like a menace to society.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Give them bird seed instead

[–] Kenaima@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Fagin of the birdies.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago
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