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New thing from neal.fun. I got stuck at the rhythm game (level 47) so apparently I'm a robot..

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[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

how many dots in the eye exam (lvl 24)?

[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago

Instead of counting individual dots, count the rows and columns. There's one dot missing so then subtract one.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

How the fuck do you do the Minecraft one?

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[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

None of my answers on level 19 are being accepted. What gives?

Edit: I got it, it's vertical, not horizontal.

[–] penguin202124@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm stuck on 23 (the couple kissing)

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

if you reset the puzzle, the object you have to find is then the cat guitarist or the chillies sign.

spoilerthe cat guitarist is a design on a black shirt that somebody seated is wearing, somewhat close to the camera.

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[–] Robert7301201@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] ellohir@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Stuck at 16, "Enter the text below" where it shows me black screen with half a > sign on a corner. I tried entering that, "the text below" and any combination of those words, and the enter character. What am I missing?

[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Something is definitely broken. It should show a 3D version of a normal Captcha, with letters and numbers spinning in 3D space. Have you tried refreshing the page? (It should remember your progress) And is your browser up to date?

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[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Fuck that rhythm game. The frame rate is killing me

Edit: and who the fuck puts the reset button right below the gaddamn left button!?!?!?

Omg. I finally got it!

[–] S0UPernova@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have issues with the select all vegetables one it required me to put tomatoes (fruit) and corn (grain) in as vegetables.

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[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well. So am i

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm just gonna have to guess on 34. I don't remember my Calculus!

[–] towerful@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeh, 34 got me as well.
Fuck x by dx with bounds or range or whatever. Integrate this! (And I want you to imagine I'm grabbing my balls)

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I'm imagining it all right

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is tic tac toe even possible? All I could get is loss or draw, I tried every combination

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

huh. the bot went really stupid and straight up didn't block me at all.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 3 points 2 weeks ago

It blocks me every time wtf

[–] JRaccoon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

Just keep trying, it seems to play perfectly like 75% of the time but make a mistake on purpose every now and then

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