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A hug without U is toxic (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca to c/NiceMemes@sopuli.xyz

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think adding uranium will be helpful, but I'm no chemist.

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not a specialist in chemistry... Hg and U somehow create a stable and safe alloy?

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

UHg. Now it's radiation and toxic.

I think Natgeo is referring to hug.

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I see. I just hoped the joke was clever in some way.

[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hug. Take away the u. Hg.

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online -2 points 2 weeks ago

Clever. I mean not primitive. Based on some actual knowledge. We still have this kind of jokes, but they are very rare nowadays.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

!sciencememes@mander.xyz would like this

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

shouldn't it be called "mercry" then?

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't be silly. This is just a joke about "hugs" instead of being "toxic". Mercry is what happens when mermaids break up with each other. They have a good mercry.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

As you're such an expert on the topic, perhaps you could tell me what happens when doves cry.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Well damn, you are right that has to be what Mercry means. I have to rein in my silliness, this is getting out of hand! What will I bungle next???.