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submitted 2 years ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

slaps

My brain: Oh yeah!

[–] MrSnowy@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You soiled the joke!

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You’re the dirty one.

[–] bquintb@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Can we clean it up a bit in here?

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 years ago

Idunno, I like the budding theme here

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

NOT ONE ORIGINAL EXPERIENCE

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

No it's okay. Being relatable is better

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Anytime stuff like this happens I try to reverse engineer the primal human benefit to the urge... but honestly I'm at a loss on this one

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Some things just feel right. Like when I walk by the neighbour's house who has all the sunflowers out front, I have to touch the center of the sunflowers. I have to!

[–] coconutking@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Is it because, ass?

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Curiosity + Dopamine

I don't think it's actually a primal human urge but something that a few humans did and it spread through meme culture

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 1 points 2 years ago

Ah yes but have got considered that curiosity killed the cat?

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I knew a guy who forgot to click the tongs once. His grill caught on fire.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

oh, the horror

[–] Misconduct@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

Grab drill

BZZT BZZT

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I feel so seem. Though with me is usually pet food. Also rugs in department stores.

[–] chooglers@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

it's pumpkin season if you know what I'm sayin

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago

Well I've got a candle

[–] Jonas_Jones@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

they're usually sitting out in the open collecting water and each time I slapped them, some water would get ont my hands and sometimes even clothes etc. wouldn't recommend unless you want to be soaked in brown stinky water

[–] itsAllDigital@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Worth it

[–] socsa@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The bulk rice aisle in the grocery store.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

YES. That too.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

DO IT. DO IT NOW.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago

Potting ~~soil~~ growth media

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

I mean, you have to check that it's full somehow lol

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Packaged meats in the grocery store. Those chicken thighs make such a satisfying smack sound.

[–] Pandybear24@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why is this me? Haha

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Slap it!